The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister Author: George R.R. Martin | Language: English | ISBN:
B00D0OPD3M | Format: EPUB
The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister Description
The perfect gift for fans of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels and HBO’s
Game of Thrones: a collection of wicked one-liners from the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock, fully illustrated by Jonty Clark!
“My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge.” The jealous masses of the Seven Kingdoms may call him Halfman, but none have ever accused Tyrion Lannister of being a halfwit. His golden tongue has saved his skin slightly more often than it has landed him in mortal peril. Now, this special illustrated volume preserves his most essential knowledge for future generations, featuring time-tested guidance on such varied subjects as . . .
The art of persuasion“The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth.” Fine dining“A little honest loathing can be refreshing, like a tart wine after too much sweet.” The fair sex“The young ones smell much better, but the old ones know more tricks.” Royal politics“Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.” Common ailments“A sword through the bowels. A sure cure for constipation.” At once charming, insightful, and ruthlessly irreverent,
The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister is short on pretense and overflowing with finely crafted gems—just like the man himself.
- File Size: 8392 KB
- Print Length: 192 pages
- Publisher: Bantam (October 29, 2013)
- Sold by: Random House LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00D0OPD3M
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray:
- Lending: Not Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #37,076 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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in Books > Education & Reference > Words, Language & Grammar > Rhetoric - #34
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in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Satire
I read this entire book. Cover to cover in less than 15 minutes. Love Tyrion. Love the series, but truly I could have googled the content in this book for free. So disappointed.
By Amazon Customer
I'm disappointed that this even exists. It offers no new content, just a few excerpts you could blast through in less than 5 minutes. The cover and pictures are not even that nice. What I find particularly funny is that this is the "Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister" through the first five books of what is a seven-book series. So we can all look forward to the *complete* Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion in, I suppose, 20 years.
By Peter H.
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